pre-yesterday

The day before yesterday

Tyrone: What the fuck is pre-yesterday?

Shalissa: The day before yesterday.

by Fetch, Betch. October 20, 2017

Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.

Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...

by Bangboy February 6, 2010

Yenta Claus

Jewish folklore, a way cool older woman that's nice and really funny. She brings kids toys, especially us really good Jewish kids who Santa seems to forget, or who because we are Jewish, Santa isn't allowed to sneek into our houses by slipping down the chimney or if you live in an apartment with out a chimney altogether. Just don't tell Rabbi Ebenezer. Pretty please with icecream and sugar on top. I promise to be good all year if you let me believe.

"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!"

or

"She is such a nice Yenta! And to think we have a real Bubbie that brings the kinderlach such nice toys! Don't tell Rabbi Ebenezer about Yenta Claus or else it's no more toys and back to getting that nasty lump of coal!"

by Alex _11 September 14, 2006

yesNOW

interjection expressing joy, agreement, and excitement on a level far beyond a simple "yes."

Did you see the tits on the girl that was just making out with me? YesNOW!

by The Last Panda December 12, 2010

Yenta Claus

She must be some sort of Golem or my Bubbie dressed up as one. I really like her. She brings Jewish kids, well and anyone who else who believes in her too I guess, really nice toys and stuff just like Santa Claus only she is Jewish!

I saw Zaddie kissing Yenta Claus while she was noshing on latkes!

by Jason MacBeeSting September 13, 2006

Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.

Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.

by captainaverage July 9, 2010

yesterbeer

Any open beer that has been sitting out at least overnight, and then still gets drank. usually by someone who wakes up still drunk from the night before, or a seasoned drinker after the beer runs out.

"where did you find that beer, I thot we were out?"
"we are, its a yesterbeer..."

"Whatta party last night, I really need something to wet my whistle! What is there to drink?"
" nothing left, just grab a yesterbeer!"

by Master_Sven March 24, 2010