jewish year

A very long time, although usually not quite as long as an actual year.

OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.

by Johnny De December 5, 2007

9 year old army

Members of pewdiepie's fanbase: also known as bros.

Person 1: Hey are you a part of the 9 year old army
Person 2: No
Person 1: Subscribe to pewdiepie

by Zetoma December 6, 2018

Year 2020

A.k.a disaster or king of disasters or ruler of disasters. The younger brother but troublesome brother of the bitch 2019.

The year of tragedy.

Coronavirus, death of many famous people (R.I.P), Tsunami over travel plans.

Year 2020, huh... The reason of my mental death.

by TheBoyInMintHoodie May 5, 2020

Thirty years

The specified time in the future when we will all have flying cars and personal robot servants

1950:
Darling, do you think they'll ever make flying cars?
I'm sure in about thirty years, we'll have them

1970:
Dude...you ever think cars will fly and stuff?
In thirty years man...i'm seein other stuff flying though. Whoaaaa

1990:
Man, you ever think we're gonna have like...robot servants?

Probably in like...30 years, it'll be wicked.

2010:
Yo dawg you think we gon make robot slaves?

Shit yeah dawg in like thirty years or some shit.

by Rayge April 24, 2010

New Years Fart

–noun
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.

Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.

by Beavis Comeavis December 31, 2010

New York New Year

when older/ lamer people on either the west coast or in mountain time celebrate the New Year with New York at 9:00 or 10:00 respectfully

my parents are lame, they made us celebrate the New York New Year then went to bed at 9:15

by Just A Koala January 2, 2011

22.3 years

According to South Park, it takes 22.3 years (or 8145 days for a more precise measurement) for a tragedy to become funny. For example, if something bad happened on the 14th of March, 2018, it would become funny on the 1st of July, 2040, which is 22.3 years after the 14th of March, 2018.

Person 1: Hey, how long does it take for a tragedy to become funny?
Person 2: 22.3 years.
Person 1: Alright, looks like there's 9 months and 23 days to go.

by -CTRL- March 7, 2023