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York University

York University is despised upon by other Toronto universities, such as the University of Toronto and Ryerson. It was once ranked #2 on Maxim's 'Sexiest Schools in North America' list. A lot of uptight, yet hot, girls attend this fine institution. Home of the rich and posh whose mommy and daddy buy their education. Known for programs such as the Schulich Business School and Osgoode Hall Law School (which I might add is the largest law school in Canada). It's Political Science program has received accolades and is considered one of the best in the country. Notoriously known for it's left-wing students and professors, and brawls between the Jews and Palestinians.
All hail York!
U of T chick: Nice Louis Vuitton purse. You must be a student at York.
Yorkie girl: Indeed, that is correct.

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You're a member of the NDP? You must be/or have attended York University before! No one can have such leftist ideals and not be a Yorkie!
by CaptainD September 15, 2005
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York County

Since York County (the "YC") is so "bad" and "boring" why don't we all just pack our bags and move to Newport News and live below the poverty line. Let's starve to death. Let's trade in our coronas and budweisers for Colt 45s and Hurricane Ices.
"York County sucks, let's go to Newport News."

(meanwhile in Newport News)
"Hey, you wanna eat tonight? I'm hungry."
"No let's smoke CRACK!"
by clewis August 12, 2006
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york university

if you can hold a fork, you can go to York. Low entrance standards for the majority of programs and a tendacny to throw an ungodly amount of money at students to entice them to accept their offers of admission. Which students then reject, and go to a better university.

Essentially the university that NO ONE wants to go to. Their only good programs are the Schulich and Osgoode programs. Everything else is shit... PURE SHIT.
guy #1: I go to UofT, where do you go?
guy #2: I go to York.
guy #1: Why did you choose York?
guy #2: cuz, I'm a dumbass.
by York sucks July 18, 2004
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York university

York University is a school that is populated with people who do not act their age and who are dumb asses. York is a horrible school and the only reason why people go there is because it is so easy. Here are some guidelines for men if they want to be accepted by the students in that school:
1. Buy a cell phone
2. Buy expensive clothes
3. Look like you are in your 20s
4. Have to be tall around 5'9 to 6'0 is what they usually want
5. Be clean cut
If you do not follow these guidelines, numbers 3 and 4 are most important, you will be subjected to childish name calling like fagot, pussy, bitch, fag, little shit or you will be pointed out, here is an example, "Look at that guy" York should not be called a university it should be called a high school. It should be burned down and someone from U.F.T should piss on the ashes.
York where the dumb asses go
York the school where the picked on want to gun down everyone
by steve November 25, 2004
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York Highschool

a shit show school that has a bunch of homophobes and racists (some good ones though)
Random person: Hey! What school do you go to?

Me: York Highschool

Random person: Damn bro, that’s tuff as fuck
by bluehat October 16, 2020
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York University

An ultra-liberal post-secondary institution (though it should be called a high school) located north of Toronto. Below are some important characteristics of this shithole:

1. Large numbers of Jewish professors and students, which explains York's strong left-wing views.

2. Close proximity to Jane & Finch, an area of Toronto notoriously known for high crime rates, street gangs, and drug dealers. This explains the countless thefts and sexual assualts that have taken place on campus. Campus security doesn't give a shit.

3. Greedy TAs (08-09 strike)

4. Rich, cocky, and pretentious students who spend more time on their iPhones than their studies.

York university is the dumping ground of high school dropouts and dumbfucks who can't get into other universities.
There is a well-known saying regarding York university: If you can hold a fork, you can go to York.
by dxx February 17, 2010
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York River Academy

York River Academy is a school where everyone gets a diploma, even if it means having to stay after school because you failed an assignment. This gives everyone the opportunity to succeed.
What makes the school special is that you can earn certifications, and that there are only 70 students. People think this is a school for kids who flunk regular public schools. While this is true for some, many people come because of the small atmosphere. If a fight happens, everyone will know by the end of the day.
John left Bruton, so he could go to York River Academy
by cf5678 January 4, 2013
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