Yard Bidet

A lawn sprinkler used for personal hygiene.

Chris: Rocky, why are you all wet?

Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.

by Avid Runner July 5, 2012

yard sale

When a skier or snowboarder eats it on the slopes and loses all of their gear. If a skier loses his skies, poles, hat, goggles, and anything else, shout "YARD SALE" from the ski lift above him.

"While the skier denied that he lost his skis and poles in the fall, everyone that saw it knew that in reality his fall was a classic yard sale"

by Erik August 31, 2003

yard muffin

That annoying kid that sets up their stoner camp right in the front yard of a house party, bush party, frat party. Any party.

This yard muffin is not making this party low key at all.

Does anyone even know who that yard muffin is?

by Fuschia Geranium Maggot November 21, 2016

yard tard

people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.

"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."

by Dan Oberg July 11, 2004

yard candy

Items such as yard decor, flowers or furniture that add color to an outdoor landscape.

Who planted the red flower bulbs; nice yard candy!

by R.A. Finn September 8, 2006

yard friend

Someone you are good enough friends with to invite to a party on your lawn but not close enough with to want them inside your home.

Ron: "Is Jerry coming out with us tonight? I saw him earlier today and he wanted to chill"
Tom: "Jerry? Fuck no, that guys just a yard friend"

by SlopEJ August 21, 2013

Yard Doggin

Participating in un-protected sex in an outdoor environment with a less than stellar underage female partner. Preferably behind a tree while your friends cheer you on.

Damm that party got out of hand last night Ryan pulled some straight yard doggin on that hoe.

by Ryan Kuba July 4, 2007