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Xandered

When the unfunny one of the group try’s to add to the joke but ruins it completely
Well ,ok, you’ve xandered it.
by Frankly immeasurable October 11, 2018
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Xander

Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.
Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
by Xander from Uwaterloo November 22, 2021
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Commander Xander

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.
"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008
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Xander Fountain

Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.
Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.
by UNCC 901 November 16, 2012
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Xander

A great friend to be around. Isn't the most attractive dude, but he has a great personality. He makes you smile whenever you see him. He's is the best to text even though it might take him a while to respond.
Hey Xander!!
by Mrs. Piggy 2025 December 28, 2018
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dirty xander

someone with a shlong so huge that it destroys anyone within a five mile radius
man that guys must be a dirty xander
by ifuckedyourmomandshelovedit September 13, 2021
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Xander

Your xander now
by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019
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