x more sleeps

The number of days until an event. If you're a cretin.

OMG only x more sleeps until I can see Coldplay

by grumpy_quim July 29, 2012

x_.mijo

A tiktok account and a person that would beg on their knees for you to send albedo porn. a very good mommy too, apsolutley gorgeous person. now that i think about it THERES WAY MORE PEOPLE ON THE ACCOUNT. In conclusion, an account full of fags

Look! its x_.mijo! a adorable gay person

by alexis' big balls May 5, 2022

x marks the spot

This is the exact location (from the act of using an x to mark a location on a map)

I pointed to the location on the map and told the recruits "x marks the spot".

by Light Joker October 24, 2005

x-mas

'Xmas' is another way saying 'Chirstmas' which is supposed to be more secular than the latter. However, the 'X' part of 'xmas' was used by early Chirstians to identify themselves as a follower of Christ. By marking an 'X', they signified either a safe house, gathering place, or the like. X is the character for the Greek letter "Chi" which was the first letter of Jesus' name in Greek.

To say that xmas may have no religious value today is perhaps true, but ironic becasue xmas and Chirstmas are literally one in the same.

Parishioner: Happy Chirstmas, father.
Priest: Happy Xmas!

by Andrew Dombos August 23, 2005

x-man

a supplier of ecstasy

hey we about to hit up the rave, call the x-man

by joshua001 February 27, 2007

xmess/x-mess

-An ex, but more so, an unreasonable one that was a total mess in numerous aspects of their life and the "relationship".

-An impossible person who was mentally off, hostile, toxic, and with numerous baggage.

There goes Daizy, she's my xmess/x-mess. I tried to make it work, but she had massive issues with trust, communication, empathy, her childhood, intimacy, guys, & people in general. A grumpy & hateful Negative Nicole my xmess/x-mess was. Rude, uncaring, assuming, unbending, self-centered, & delusional. It was a relief when the mess with my x ended, she's such an xmess/x-mess. If anything I feel bad for my xmess/x-mess, and hope the poor girl gets the help she needs.

by King Kuba September 18, 2012

x-men piss

the x-men piss is when two people urinate into a toilet and make an x shaped stream with their urine

gerald and jacob went to the toilet to have an x-men piss it was a great experience.

by bbqchip_sarah March 5, 2021