milk wrench

The product of onanism, solitary frotting, mono-genital agitation, crotch wobbling or spewm farming, once deposited into a pint of semi-skimmed milk.

"Argh! Don't drink that, it's a fucking Milk Wrench!"

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

Wrenches

The same as a ratchet, but what you whisper to your friend when they are in your presence so they don't know what you're saying.

Derived from the word ratchet, which is derived from the tool, hence wrench.

Can be used singular or plural

Fuck, too many wrenches up in here.

That wrench is asking to get bitch slapped.

by Shock Smoove September 23, 2012

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

Monkey Wrench

To sabotoge or disrupt.

George W. Bush's claim of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction threw a MONKEY WRENCH in Colin Powell's political aspirations.

by Mikail Bevale May 13, 2005

meat wrench

The female sex organ.

That meat wrench was so soggy it couldn't even get my nuts off.

Synonyms: snatch, axe-wound, twat, cunt, vag (vagina), slot, bearded clam, box, gash, pussy, muff, beaver, minge

by Matthewington March 24, 2008

A wrench in the system

A problem that makes a flawless plan or machine go wrong, as though one were throwing a wrench inbetween a perfectly set pair of gears.

We had the perfect plan for today, but when the homeless man slashed my van's tires, he threw a wrench in the system.

by C. Suba September 12, 2006

WELCH

to avoid doing something you have promised to do, especially not to pay a debt

Marty got his thumbs broken by Vito after he welched on a gambling debt.

by contractorpeon March 2, 2005