Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

An extremely sloppy vagina.

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020

axe-wound

the female genitalia

Kath's axe-wound was so big you could float a small toy boat in it.

by ratus June 16, 2007

gaping hatchet wound

The female Genitalia

That girls snatch looked like a gaping hatched wound

by Rod Turner April 19, 2004

The Wounded Monster

When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.


Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris

"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."

by trojanman69 March 31, 2009

Hatchet Wound

A slang word for the female vagina. Called so because of the vagina itself and the reopening of the wound once a month.

He poked her in the hatchet wound.

by Sean Moore April 29, 2006