When a persons computer loads so slowly in a game that his computer is said to be made from a substance uncapable of conducting electricity such as wood.
the substance can also be substituted with another substance more cheap then wood eg. african mud bricks
originates from computer games with servers where players must wait for everyone to connect before the game can start. the player who loads last is said to have a wooden computer.
the substance can also be substituted with another substance more cheap then wood eg. african mud bricks
originates from computer games with servers where players must wait for everyone to connect before the game can start. the player who loads last is said to have a wooden computer.
*everyones loaded except dave*
nerd 1 : wow dave as such a wooden computer
nerd 2 : yea totally made from 100 year old wood from africa
nerd 1 : wow dave as such a wooden computer
nerd 2 : yea totally made from 100 year old wood from africa
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A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.
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Get the wooden shampoo mug.One who is extremely adept at vocabulary, grammar, and the use of literary devices such as alliteration, onomatopoeia, and puns. They are ridiculously good at crossword puzzles and won't let their friends make grammatical mistakes without correcting them. Like mathematicians, but arguably dorkier. They are scientists of communication, researchers of discourse, and developers of wordology. Synonyms: Language Pimp, Grammasshole
Eddie's tongue speaks as golden sweet as honey from the comb; a wordematician if ever there was one.
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A wooden peg is the sort of person who will end up with the wooden spoon award.
A wooden peg could be having a run of luck, such as holding onto some sweet model's lingerie but everyone knows it won't last because the person is a dead set loser about to fall again.
A wooden peg is the sort of person who will end up with the wooden spoon award.
A wooden peg could be having a run of luck, such as holding onto some sweet model's lingerie but everyone knows it won't last because the person is a dead set loser about to fall again.
That football team had potential until that wooden peg started coaching them. They now play like they've been infected with his woody fungus and will no doubt take out the wooden spoon award.
That Jacob is a shit stained wooden peg. His only success in life was when he was the winner of his father's sperm race, since then he has failed in everything he's done and no doubt will turn into a junkie hanging out in the trailer park with the likes of Dirty Robby
That Jacob is a shit stained wooden peg. His only success in life was when he was the winner of his father's sperm race, since then he has failed in everything he's done and no doubt will turn into a junkie hanging out in the trailer park with the likes of Dirty Robby
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Gertrude turned to Ernest and said;
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
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