womf

Womf is the short way to say woman

"This womf stole my peanut butter and now I'm mad"

by lovexopam July 14, 2021

woofers

1)short for subwoofer
2)audio components made for producing large amounts of bass
3)a subwoofer that is usually placed in the trunk of a car

Those 12" woofers woke up the whole neighborhood

by bazooka tube December 28, 2005

woofiehoodie

very cool mutual of mine who made a tiktok wanting one of these so I’ve done my duty as a good mutual 👍

“dude, you should really follow woofiehoodie, they are so cool !!”

“ok bet bro”

by me 🤠🤠 July 2, 2021

big woof

Big woof is basically a better way of saying “big deal” sarcastically. It can be used when someone is gaslighting you trying to make something seem as if it is harder or more strenuous than it truly is. Can be accompanied by the raising of eyebrows or even the occasional eye roll. Emphasis on the woof.

Your boyfriend doesn’t make reservations for a dinner he promised you.

Him: “I was too scared to call the restaurant.”

You: “No, stop being a little b****. Big woof. Calling a restaurant is soooo difficult. Man up or step down. Alphas only.”

by bernardo_bernacktwon February 8, 2022

Woofer Deal

A term relating to a favored employee getting back door deals or special considerations from their manager. Employee must be a friend or secret lover of said manager. Employee is most likely sub par.

Tiffany: "Wow, how did Jennifer get to keep her job even though she received a DUI? Doesn't she drive for a living?" Mario: "I don't know. Must have been a woofer deal... She parties with the manager that slipped her into the new position at work"

by kittyvideo January 10, 2019

Woofwoofwack

If you have a pet dog (or used to) you will know that woofwoofwack means that your dog has decided to end it's life by getting his body stuck in the spokes of a car wheel. If your dog has made the noise "woofwoofwack" I feel very sorry for you.

Would you like to go play outside fido? Go on then go and play! ( A few minutes later) WOOFWOOFWACK!! My do has just died said bert with a tear in his eye.

by Cattywampus April 28, 2019

woofiehoodie

woofiehoodie is a very cool mutual i have on tiktok, he is also an amazing artist proud

“Has woofiehoodie got on your fyp?”

“Yeah! They’re awesome”

by witness_cov July 3, 2021