wooman

a woman that woos men for attention, money or validation¡

ur mums a wooman

by not a wooman October 30, 2020

Woodland Middle School

Too many fights, constant homework, but what's wrong with that...?

I go to Woodland Middle School. Kind of like (hell)

by Babykatalovesyou! November 21, 2020

wootang

n. a rugby cheer
v. fuck hot girls, after a rugby game
adj. pimpin, sexy
n. pussy

one, two, skeet, wootang is what the rugby team shouted.
man, im guna wootang her so bad.
holy shit is she wootang.
dude after rugby practice im guna put my dick in that chicks wootang.

by big sexy rugby player March 9, 2005

steel-wooling

Steel-Wooling is the act of rubbing your body hair (leg hair, arm hair, pubic hair etc.) against someone else's body, causing their skin to heat up and hurt (like being rubbed with steel wool).

Steel-wooling:
Jacinta: "Ow! Brad just steel-wooled me!"
Shaniqua: "Haha, you shouldn't have gotten near his legs! They're so hairy."

by tjmorse March 19, 2016

The Woodlands

The woodlands, a place outside of Houston. Yet everyone who lives in TW loves to claim they from houston, slapping “houston” in their bio, along with the grape emoji, gas, red random Chinese letter emojis. The woodlands is where white people dominant the population. Here you will find many sluts, who will happily fuck your boyfriend with no remorse. The woodlands has the shittiest football team, and every guy from here will basically rape u at a party. All of them are subtly racist, but they continue to hang with black & mexicans. You can find 90% of the white people saying “nigga” to blend in with their black friends. They all claim they are gang, yet half of them haven’t shot a gun. Throw them in southeast Houston and they will come back deceased. Girls spread their legs faster than melted butter on bread. Guys will stick their dick in anything that walks. Girls here have shit makeup, and slutty clothes. All the guys here claim to have a huge dick and great sex game, but I found out personally that they have 4 inchers and bust in 2 seconds. The girls have the loosest pussys. Basically, don’t even come to the woodlands unless you’re white and rich. Save yourself from this white washed place and go to houston.

Jack: Hey, I’m from the woodlands
Zach: oh the whitest place near Houston?
Jack: Hell yeah!

by Baddiewithoutafattie June 23, 2018

The Woodlands High School

A high school in the suberb above houston called The Woodlands. The school is known for spawning Jack Ingram, country western singer. The school is mostly white, upper class, and snobby. If you are not pretty, blonde, or some sort of superficial person, you are doomed. The school is disliked by many of it's rivals for being snobby and rude towards others. The pep rallys also tend to have unfortunate incidents, and it's a mess once you get past the pretty outside.

The Woodlands High School basketball team walks in twos when they visit other schools for fear of attack.

The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!

by MagpieKitsune December 2, 2009

The Woodlands

The Woodlands is a cookie cutter town straight out of a suburbia catalogue. Unfortunately, there is no idividuality in the two high schools. Its pretty much a party hard or die a horrible bloody social death type of town, with absolutely nothing to do. Most people think this is the ideal place to raise their kids, but I dont find it cute to see my six year old brother come home from school singing about apple bottom jeans and dropping the f-bomb.

The Woodlands senior slogan: get me outta here. NOW.

by A-lyss May 6, 2008