1 definition by Baddiewithoutafattie
The woodlands, a place outside of Houston. Yet everyone who lives in TW loves to claim they from houston, slapping “houston” in their bio, along with the grape emoji, gas, red random Chinese letter emojis. The woodlands is where white people dominant the population. Here you will find many sluts, who will happily fuck your boyfriend with no remorse. The woodlands has the shittiest football team, and every guy from here will basically rape u at a party. All of them are subtly racist, but they continue to hang with black & mexicans. You can find 90% of the white people saying “nigga” to blend in with their black friends. They all claim they are gang, yet half of them haven’t shot a gun. Throw them in southeast Houston and they will come back deceased. Girls spread their legs faster than melted butter on bread. Guys will stick their dick in anything that walks. Girls here have shit makeup, and slutty clothes. All the guys here claim to have a huge dick and great sex game, but I found out personally that they have 4 inchers and bust in 2 seconds. The girls have the loosest pussys. Basically, don’t even come to the woodlands unless you’re white and rich. Save yourself from this white washed place and go to houston.
by Baddiewithoutafattie June 23, 2018