wonk

A student, male or female belonging especially to an immigrant family, who is constantly under the pressure of performing well in school.

See also nerd or geek

mike: yo ronny, why dont you ask kim out for prom?

ronny: nah man, shes a wonk... her parents wont let me!!! even if they do, she'll be studyin for a test or somethin...

by Shumyl August 26, 2004

Wonk

The penetration of a Ditch Pig's carpet junk cousin.

I wonked that F###ing Ditch Pig in the Tradesman's entrance.

by Hung19812008 May 9, 2008

wonk

to have sex / get jiggy with it / bow chica wow-wow

omgg they wonked!

I wanna wonk him!

by Kaka Shiit September 24, 2007

Wonk

Marty, A gothic-ish boy who prefes the name wonk over charles and

'Hey charles! Looking preppy today'

'Call me WONK! and dude, I'm not preppy! I like evenessance!'

by Emmie December 13, 2003

Wonk

Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".

Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!

by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014

Wonk

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.

Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"

by Dav131 December 2, 2014

Wonk

Wonk is a verb adverb noun adjective pronoun noun and conjunction

After intense training the man was ready to wonk.

by Wonky64 December 1, 2016