Wonked

When someone is born with a noticeable wonky face, that others may find funny.

Sarah: OMG he has a well wonky face!
Nathan: Yeah he has a face disorder..
Sarah: :(
Nathan: NAHHT.. He's just wonked.

by wonkyface October 10, 2010

wonk

A term made up by intellectuals to label thier immense knowledge of a subject. Really, its just another word used by intellectuals so they can massage thier ego, among other things, in a group setting.

I am such a policy wonk. If you like, I can wonk you off while we talk policy.

by habracadabra May 15, 2008

wonk

When a heavy-set female (or one with large, natural breasts) is on her back, topless (mostly during sexual activity) and her tits "wonk" or droop to the sides; nipples facing in opposite directions. (left and right instead of straight up)

"Her tits are so huge and sloppy, whenever I'm on top of her fucking her, they wonk to the sides."

see: wonking, wonky.

by cep922 September 29, 2009

wonk

A wonk is a butt that is really big, but not nice looking. It is the opposite of a badunkadunk.

Mrs.Mclwrath has a wonk the size of canada.

by Aaron, "the shark" April 7, 2005

wonk

The word used by chavs from remote Scottish towns to denote self-pollution.

"Ah fancied gettin' ma end away, but ma burd wiz oan the rag, so ah hid tae slide aff for a wonk."

by Pablo August 29, 2004

wonk

A large knob that grows on the left butt cheek when you receive two mosquito bites there within 24 hours.

Does my wonk make my butt look big?

I wish I could grow a matching wonk on my right butt cheek.

by 0l1v3r clozoff December 4, 2011

wonk

english (uk) idiot... think wanker that can't get it right.

steve is a complete wonk.

by mrwilke August 24, 2004