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small wondered

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A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be slow motion.

This was a frequent occurence on the short-lived 1980's sitcom "Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.
Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at Bartini, but after that last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in slow motion.

I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.
by Margeauxx McBeavers January 28, 2011
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wonderboy1978

by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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wonderphil

Zero
Compromising
Stoopid
The eye of providence

30 days
Mood ring
Lewis van Poetsch wannabe
Alone
Ignored
Earnest
Coward or crook?

Logical
Plastic
Cross-eyed
Independent
Self-reject
Misfit

Judge and Jury
"I love you"
Golden heart
Ibis
Noah
Answerer
Best friend
Communicator
KaKaQua

Grindwhore
Can't
Truthful
Player One
Seppuku

Philosopher
I am me
Storyteller
Dead percent

White digger
Driveway construction
Ring thief

eMpTy promise
Virtuous
Final notice
Flying pig
Phone booth
Hug?
Confident
Confidant
How far?
Strong
The One
You're truly the most wonderphil person I've ever met, and I'm so lucky to be in your life. You're my hero, I'd take Wonderphil over superman any day!
by Ma'atForever August 29, 2023
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wondermous

Term used to avoid letting someone know/talking about what a horrible day you are having. Sarcasm can be added to the inflection if you truly do want to talk about it.
Random person asks,"How are you today?"
You reply with,"Just wondermous!"
by Letton Mannish September 14, 2008
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Stevie-Wondered

Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.
*Upon watching the kill cam.*

Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"
by imnotyourbro February 14, 2008
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Wondergood

1. (adj) Something that is wonderful and good
That blueberry pancake was wondergood!

Wonderbread is wondergood!
by Cows go mooooo December 22, 2010
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wonderdog

The Wonderdog is favoured.
by Brian February 24, 2003
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