wondercunt

An example of the highest order of being a cunt. Use if describing someone as a 'total, total cunt' is simply not a strong enough order of words.

you won't believe what my friend john did, he wrote off my brand new car, he truly is a wondercunt.

by LukeT September 8, 2007

just wondering

the biggest FUCKING lie of ALL time. If anyone ever says "just wondering" you have the right to black mail and interrogate that son of a bitch until you uncover the truth. ESPECIALLY if it's about someone you might like.

Do you like *****
Umm not really? Why?
Just wondering
FUCKKKCKCKCKCK OFFFFFF

by ASDFGHKL April 11, 2018

Wonderfag

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't

"look at that wonderfag, he thinks he's all that"

by PandaJesus December 31, 2009

Winderful

For when being wonderful is not enough. Composite of the words witty and wonderful
Disambiguation: Witterful

Her humour is winderful", "We're in for a winderful evening!

by OHALKMAN April 16, 2011

wonderfuck

To be really annoyed; stressed; or upset and pretend you aren't. Usually said with sarcasm.

Best friend 1: Hey how are you?
Best friend 2: I'm wonderfuck how about you?
Best friend 1: why?
Best friend 2: My mom is cheating on my dad, and i failed my history test.
Best friend 1: that sucks dude. I'm pretty good.

by Emilinan March 18, 2009

wondering

an inquiry or question about something

I have a wondering about that.

by katsmada January 27, 2003

Just wondering

Bad excuse to cover their true intention. Although it's easy to acknowledge that they are "just wondering," people use this phrase all the time for cretinous reason. I don't know.

(Ingame, random chat from game friend): Just wondering how old are you? Just wondering, really...

by donassumygender October 15, 2019