waftush

To put one's face between the lips of the vagina and shake the head from side to side, in essence to motorboat the vagina

Wouldn't you just love to give her a good waftush?

by DaniDoDaLaa April 15, 2011

waft of douches

The collective term for a group of douche bags, whether the group consists of people or objects.

It's never a good day when one encounters a waft of douches.

by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016

WOAT

Worst Of All Time

Baldinhio is the WOAT of Plastic Surgery...

by vkvmd October 20, 2018

Woatmar

Common name for someone named Omar who has already been nicknamed "Goatmar". The W represents how they only take W's and never L's

"They're trying to add Robbie again? Get Woatmar in here."

"Woatmar really outdid himself with that history document"

by OutOfContextDFO April 30, 2020

Waftic

A person's attractiveness to smoke (campfire, cigarette, etc.), usually more pronounced in individuals with extreme sensitivity to said smoke.

Waftic Willy constantly coughs when we smoke spliffs. He never takes a hit!

by Peterpain July 13, 2020

Woofty

A punch to the face that renders a man to sleep.

I’m gonna land a big woofty and send you for a kip.

by KingWoofty July 2, 2022

Wofting

"Waste-of-F***ing-Time"-ing

A: What have you been up to?
B: Wofting all day long.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Just a woft!

by By BY July 19, 2011