Women 

The majestic gender that has been oppressed for centuries and deserves to be equally appreciated as the other genders.

Women are wonderful.

Women by Dude123 November 3, 2019

Women 

Someone who does the dishes

I love women because they keep my house clean!

Women by Peepee??? December 6, 2019

Women 

All of Satan’s unwanted daughters who came to earth to ruin men’s lives with unfunny jokes and jealous tendencies.

Men:

Women: fucking piece of shit

Women by Unqualified Lesbian September 18, 2018

Women 

Gender that’s meant to be in the kitchen

Tom: “Jessica go make me a sandwich!”
Jessica: “yes honey! I will because women are supposed to stay in the kitchen!” **makes Tom sandwich for communism**

Women by Shmello June 28, 2019

Women 

Usually make no sense and lack complete common sense. Peers into the most simplest of things to deep, and are glutton for pain.

James I don't get why women enjoy pain.

Women by WestIndiesKing December 28, 2005

women 

Tools of men, who must obey the "three C's": Cooking, Cleaning, and ck... hrm, childcare.

"I'm sorry I don't listen to poor people... or women, am I right guys, eh, eh" -Mr. Wellington

women by dancingdudesean June 22, 2006

women 

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

women by b0Bz0r3llo April 9, 2005