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million wiper

When you wipe and wipe and you just can't seem to get clean. Finally, after using half a roll of toilet paper, three million wet wipes, and washing your bung hole out in the sink, you leave with a sore itchy ass.
my butthole's so hairy I can't eat a jelly donut without getting a million wiper
by genericjasper February 22, 2009
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Wispering Walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.
I love you so much I'm going to give you a wispering walnut tonight.
by Leprekan_45 September 7, 2010
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Double-Wiper

One who, when cleaning themselves with toilet paper after defecating, wipes and then proceeds to fold the toilet paper and wipe again with the already used paper. In effect, they are putting the feces back where it came from. Ostensibly this is to conserve more toilet paper, but laziness and a lack of proper hygiene also play a definitive roll. Researchers have found that, contrary to common sense and ideas of cleanliness, the majority of Americans are indeed Double-Wipers, especially among the younger generations. Observations also seem to prove that sex is not an important variable in regards to Double-Wiping.
Robina, disgustingly, and like most other people, is a Double-Wiper. Why does she even bother wiping at all if she's going to reuse her dirty toilet paper?
by Evan Gieselman October 30, 2008
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wopperjawed

(adj)-redneck for "messed up" or askew.

Just off kilter in some way.
Man Glennbob, my car's been all sorts of wopperjawed since i drove through that river. Just ain't runnin right!
by oBoSoB March 22, 2011
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Wipers Remorse

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.
"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."
by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012
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Infinite wiper

When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet paper against the a-hole, it will always come with some brown on it.
Yesterday I got an infinite wiper, so I gave up and decided to take a shower to wash it off.
by Jay Rumos April 19, 2018
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Whippersnapper

A disrespectful and rude child. Used by older people to refer to much younger.
The whippersnapper ran right by me and almost knocked me over.
by Scottmana December 26, 2007
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