Wine Mom

Women who are in the older crowd(Usually mothers) that sip wine throughout the night, and sometimes post on social media about it. Their posts are abnormally sincere, with comments made by fellow wine moms, relatives, or other parents. The main focus of a wine mom is to stay classy, share intriguing quotes(Usually decorated with graphics dating back in 2004), and to be the embodiment of Linda Belcher. The opposite of a Vodka Aunt.

Wine Moms on Facebook:
"Darling, size does matter... when it comes to your wine glass, LOL."
"Oh Linda, you're such a wild card!!! say hi to Bob and the kids for me!"
"LINDA,,, THIS IS GRANDMA GLORIA,,,, I'M TRYING TO SEND A FAX, CALL ME ASAP,,,"

by Lazy Doki April 28, 2015

Windex

A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!

Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"

Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"

by triadix November 7, 2019

Winded

Out of breath.

#1: I just got back from the gym, man. I am so winded.

#2: I see that, can I get you some water?

#1: Yeah, that should help me catch my breath.

by Octo Dad March 27, 2010

bowl winder

a shit in a toilet bowl that wraps around the perimeter of the toilet, yet still leaving a gaping hole in the middle

after eating all that meatloaf i produced a crucial bowl winder

by bwhaha July 25, 2003

Wine Gum Boh

Someone that has no money and goes around begging classmates for sweets. BOH

No one;
Literally No one;
Morris; Gis a wine gum boh

by MorrisBoh April 11, 2019

Leftover Wine

A mythical ingredient called for in many recipes. The internet also boasts multiple ways to use up any of the so-called "Leftover Wine", similar to the way the internet has articles on training your unicorn.

"You can freeze leftover wine in ice-cube trays to be used in recipes at a later date" -The Internet

by swiftk June 11, 2013

Fine Wine Syndrome

Someone who gets better looking with age.

Ahhh well, the Dobson's have fine wine syndrome, so you know you better lock that thing down.

by dbossen December 25, 2015