by Thegoat53874 November 15, 2017
Get the Wimpmug. One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
Get the Weekend Wimpmug. by anonymous December 17, 2024
Get the Wimp Wimpmug. "I can't wait to get out of work so I can get home, smoke some weed and wimp it for the rest of the night."
by the_U_D October 6, 2011
Get the Wimp Itmug. Woman Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
A female ass kisser or a female version of a SIMP, but mainly straight. Typically either basic, a beta female, a SJW, or a housewife with too much time on her hands, she practically lives her pitiable existence on sites like Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook (where the comment Dislikes are hidden), because she has no actual social value in the real world and sucks up to some popular, self important female to feel relevant. Typically fails because she’s either lost in a sea of simps and other wimps, or is ignored because everyone knows not to waste their time responding to such a stupid person with even Likes. Can be mistaken as bots because they’re that generic with their platitudes and can respond like clockwork to every single post made by said self important female.
A female ass kisser or a female version of a SIMP, but mainly straight. Typically either basic, a beta female, a SJW, or a housewife with too much time on her hands, she practically lives her pitiable existence on sites like Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook (where the comment Dislikes are hidden), because she has no actual social value in the real world and sucks up to some popular, self important female to feel relevant. Typically fails because she’s either lost in a sea of simps and other wimps, or is ignored because everyone knows not to waste their time responding to such a stupid person with even Likes. Can be mistaken as bots because they’re that generic with their platitudes and can respond like clockwork to every single post made by said self important female.
Self important female: ugh, my sister can’t cope that I am so much prettier than her. It’s why I have a boyfriend and she doesn’t. (Comment has 100000 likes)
Random WIMP 1: lol you are sooo much prettier than her! (Comment has 3 likes)
Random WIMP 2: lol you go girl! (Comment has 1 like)
Random WIMP 1: lol you are sooo much prettier than her! (Comment has 3 likes)
Random WIMP 2: lol you go girl! (Comment has 1 like)
by Stake Knife January 2, 2022
Get the WIMPmug. 
by 24ever July 22, 2022
Get the wimpmug.