by The _ Reverse September 18, 2020
Get the Wimpmug. v. Partial erectile dysfunction. When you got a quarter chub, or even half-mast, but can't get it any further.
Marcella: Get it up.
Jason: sorry, I'm hung wimping.
Marcella: C'mon little fella, just a little more.
Jason: sorry, I'm hung wimping.
Marcella: C'mon little fella, just a little more.
by BillBraskeysBallssweat April 21, 2021
Get the Hung Wimpingmug. by Thegoat53874 November 15, 2017
Get the Wimpmug. One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
Get the Weekend Wimpmug. by anonymous December 17, 2024
Get the Wimp Wimpmug. A wimp is like simp (Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy), but for women. Women Idolizing Mediocre Penis. When a man talks a big game about his sexual prowess but really he's just another 2 pump chump.
Girl, don't wimp over that fool. I hooked up with him 3 months ago and he lasted about 5 minutes before he blew his load after bragging how great he is in bed/how long he can last. He's a fucking chump.
by CJMML June 11, 2021
Get the Wimpmug. by sebs.bix March 22, 2020
Get the Wimpmug.