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wombass

To abandon all rational thought in search of temporary adventure. Completely unplanned, impractical and without responsibility. Is fundamentally a physical journey in the spur of the moment to a destination known or otherwise.
Just drive south until we get somewhere or; It’s four in the morning, no bars are open what should we do? Lets go on a wombass to Banff, maybe jig with an old lady at a gas station on the way up then pass out on the couches in the Banff Springs Hotel ending when we get kicked out for riding the freight elevator into the kitchen and stealing bagels.
by Justin Coco April 19, 2006
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wimbledon 8

A drinking game made by oliver reed. It involves drinking 1 pint of alcahol within 15 minutes then runnning to the nearest pub, then repeating. The unofficial world record is 16 pubs held by oliver reed himself. It was originally held in wimbledon and based around 8 pubs and that is how the name originated.
Want to play wimbledon 8?

Sure, ill just get the barf bag.
by kingpaladin September 14, 2005
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AFC Wimbledon

The story of AFC Wimbledon

On May 28th 2002, an FA Commission granted permission for a group of businessmen to relocate Wimbledon FC Ltd to Milton Keynes, 70 miles from its history, home and community. Devastated fans mourned the death of their club, but before long they took a fresh approach by creating their own team.

Backed by the Wimbledon Independent Supporters Association and The Dons Trust, with a combined membership approaching 3000, AFC Wimbledon was born. Just six weeks later, having obtained a ground, senior status, sponsorship and many hundreds of season ticket applications, AFC Wimbledon played its first game on Wednesday 10th July against Sutton united at Gander Green Lane (a game that saw a 4-0 defeat celebrated like a Cup Final win).

Except that for the fans this isn't the club's first ever game – it is a direct continuation of the old club that was formed as Wimbledon Old Centrals back in 1889. This view is backed by the ex-Wimbledon manager Terry Burton, sacked by Chairman Charles Koppel less than a week after the season ended, despite achieving a creditable league finish. "If that's where the fans are, that is where the club is", said Burton, "It's a great idea. It's great for football. It's a great achievement and everyone involved should be proud of AFC Wimbledon. I love to watch football. I loved Wimbledon, but this AFC is closer to being my team."

That WFC Ltd could sack such a popular manager as Terry Burton shows just how deep the rift between the club and the supporters had grown. Such a rift will never be allowed to occur at AFC Wimbledon. Commercial Director Ivor Heller said "There is a strong belief that the vast majority of football owners have lost touch with their supporters. But, in the end, footballers come and go, so do managers and owners. All that remains are the fans and in the case of Wimbledon, we never left."
by AFCW April 5, 2004
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stoned wombat

a wombat (found in and around the town of Jindabyne Aus) that is perpetually stoned. this fascinating animal has an obsession with car suspension. they are often found on the side of roads, with a dash of florescent paint on their backs, thinking about the suspension that they have just seen. Albert Einstein was a stoned wombat in disguise.
James: Look at that stoned wombat
Andrew: Amazing!
by [JAMMO] April 4, 2009
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Jennifer Wilbanks

-Spoiled supposed "religious" whore who faked her own kidnapping and even played on racist fears by saying that she was kidnapped by a Spanish man.

-Didn't have the honesty and balls to just call off her wedding and have some dignity to do so.

-Slut who left her fiance because he wanted to get married first before having sex and that "frustrated" her.

-Over-rated now famous ho with a fugly face and freaky-ass bulging eyes who has a multi-million dollar book deal to tell her "story"
Man, could you believe that bug-eyed Southern ho Jennifer Wilbanks? The nerve of her to leave her fiance just cuz he didn't wanna have sex!
by LoganLesnarMarvel June 11, 2006
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El Bionca Womba

A casual greeting used in the morning after being out the previous night on a drinking binge having not gone to bed yet.
El bionca womba bobby! (Recieved as a text message at 8am).
by Bobby Morrison June 27, 2007
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Wimbledick

The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.
i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down
by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010
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