r/whoosh

a misspell of r/woooosh normally, and usually get corrected with r/woooosh

A non-redditor : r/whoosh! haha
A redditor : r/woosh with 4os
A non-redditor : what?

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whooser

A girl whos a hoe who things shes tight but shes just a loser.

"damn.. that girl is a Whooser."

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To move something or someone in a violent manner.

These tables are too damn close together, let’s whoosh them!

Whoosh by A-ness January 1, 2018

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Adj. A person who is really white and has a lot of acne. This person tends to be short.

whoostinbob by primx June 11, 2018

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A spell typically used by a black Mage to shrink ones “special” member

Whoosh your shlong is now a short

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The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.

Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.

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The quick removal of all clothing.

Let's whoosh before we jump into bed.

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