whitegger

A Caucasian person trying to be a black guy. In other words a white trying to be a nigga.

Wat da hell dis whitegger think he is? He ain't black!!!Paul Wall, Eminem,and Bubba Sparxxx they are white and they dress and act like a black person.

by DJ Fabulouz May 8, 2006

whitaker

a micro penis, almost to small to see with the naked eye.

sarah said anthony had a whitaker cock

by oneflymofo June 29, 2007

whitewater rafting

The act of placing a plain glazed doughnut around a man's penis and then performing fellatio on said man, you may or may not eat the doughnut in process.

She's getting a little chunky, she should lay off the whitewater rafting.

by Margaret the Deviant June 14, 2011

whitecake

A white male who is a racist, sexist, homophobic pig that has no tan and typically is not in good athletic shape. Typically Baptist and from the Southeast or Southwest of the US. Whitecakes believe women should stay at home and cook, clean and have babies. They profess their values but typically make lousy money, have frequent bouts of unemployment and are losers.

That Clint is a total whitecake loser....unemployed and thinks he could be a preacher.

by Piperoni July 22, 2012

Whittaker

Whittaker, the wise Capuchin Monkey, is the most trusted counselor to the peripatetic Viscount; or any small scale creature who dispenses advise. Whittaker rides the right shoulder of the Viscount, and communicates by taps and strokes to the temple.

Whittaker bounds to the shoulder of Sabi, the elephant descended from Hannibal's herd, delivering messages from the Viscount. He returns to the right shoulder of the Viscount to deliver dire warnings for the Viceroys.

by cyberopera August 7, 2012

Wisconsin Whitewater University

a school for idiots in the forsaken state of wisconsin where their fans are classless and racist.

a school where they have a homosexual purple bird as a mascot

jim: hey man where do you go to school?
fag: oh i go to school at wisconsin whitewater university!
jim: dude, you must be a douche bag

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Whitaker

(Verb): To make a fool of oneself in such a way as to induce laughter on both sides

During my deposition, I pulled a Whitaker and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed. Later I was sent to prison.

by Neumahn February 8, 2019