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A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
by 'bridge November 23, 2010
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down for whatever

Ready and willing to participate in most any activity. If said by your homie it implies that he is ready to have a good time in any situation. If said by or about a ho it implies that she is a chickenhead.
Billy: I'm down for whatever.
Timmy: Church! I'll call up that bitch Sadie, she's down for whatever.
Billy: Well then Holla at me after you hit that shit.
by Smoove B February 17, 2005
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Whatever's clever

Sysnonym to such phrases as 'whatever floats your boat' or 'whatever humps your camel'...Used to signify agreement with something either vague or specified.
"Do you want to go smoke a fatty?"
"ok, whatevers clever"
by peen dittle June 10, 2005
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Whatever

When you know you have lost the argument but won't admit it.
"Here, now you can see that 2+2 is 4, not 5."

"Whatever."
by FizzPops June 6, 2021
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whatevership

An undefined and indefinable relationship between 2 people involving sexual, emotional or romantic elements.
Gladys and Bob are not dating or in a serious relationship...they are in a whatevership!
by Whatevership Girl December 8, 2010
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whatever dude

1. Used to ignore anothers comments.
2. A "cool" comment to make about almost anything.
3. Easy breezy go with the flow style. ghetto
4. Could be coming from someone who is drunk or hungover.
5. Very easy to integrate with words like fuck, yeah, kickass
1. Yeah sure, WHATEVER DUDE.
2. Mark said his typical, "Whatever DUDE i do whatever the fuck i want!"
3. Whatever dude, its cool, i don't need this.
4. "WOULD YOU GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!" "We went to the restroom..." "WHATEVER DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP LETS LEAVE FUCKING MU"
by Mark Dapp July 29, 2008
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Whatever bangs your noggin

Is used in a situation where someone does something that they know is had but they do it anyway
Steve: “I’m gonna pop this pimple”
Marco: “ew that makes it worse”
Steve: “idc I’m doing it anyway”
Marco: “whatever bangs your noggin
by MohammedSense June 18, 2020
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