a sport or game played between men. often played at played at large parties or social events that include the consumption of alcohol. it involves seeing which man can bring home the largest girl or "whale". poking or "harpooning" is hazardous but is recommended. winner is declared by an offical weigh in once the "whale" is incapacitated (passed out). players will often be refered to as ishmael or ahab.
by Tim MacDonald November 30, 2006
a fat bitch, often unnattractive in the face too. the redeeming factor is that the pussy is EASY which is why you can find plenty of them on free relationship websites like Plenty of Fish (POF)and Tagged.
"This whale hit me up on POF messaging me with 'hey daddy, what you workin with?', I fell to the floor laughing but soon realized this was probably the only chance at pussy i'd ever get, I tried to stop being nauseous at the threat of stank pussy and grinned asking for her digits".
by freedom_fiasco December 19, 2010
Whereas sharking involves picking on one group of people to try and get with, whaling just involves opening ones mouth and letting anyone (or anything) go in.
#1: Mate, he gave up sharking ages ago he just opened his mouth and let that fat chick come on in.
#2: That's what whaling is for!
#2: That's what whaling is for!
by the.personator June 10, 2010
by kaspie June 02, 2015
The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.
by glorialindquist February 15, 2020
Mike: I've gotten 100% on every test I've ever taken.
Jeff: Oh, get over yourself and stop whaling it!
Jeff: Oh, get over yourself and stop whaling it!
by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008
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