Welcome to Texas

eating out a girl, then later to find out you contracted illness from her vag.

Strope was Welcome to Texas,then passed on strep to the rest of his roommates.

by Yell Leader Alpha December 16, 2008

welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

To inform a person that they are in the rice fields

Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work

by Ikkybee March 12, 2017

Welcome to the N.H.K.

The name of a very interesting light novel, manga and anime series created by Tatsuhiko Takimoto about Tatsuhiro Satou, a hikikomori, or shut in, who abuses drugs and looks at porn. There are a bunch of other characters with their own problems. A great franchise to get into.

That guy over there reminds me of Yamazaki from Welcome to the N.H.K. because he looks at child pornography.

by Dark Characters in Brawl December 24, 2007

you're welcome

The only phrase in the english language that has no correct response other than changing the subject entirely.

you: Thanks for the cheeseburger.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: I......yeah, so.....um, I'll...... yes.

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you: Thanks for forgiving me about the whole "pizza" thing.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: So that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn't it? I mean those guys are professionals.

by Manamanah March 29, 2009

welcome to forever

the first successful musical project of the well-known artist, joseph makoviecki. he started the band when he was 13, and they played many shows locally and had a large following.

in the beginning of 2004 he broke the band up, to go on to start Makoveskus - a band which sometimes harbors the same musicians as Welcome to Forever.

Welcome to Forever played Krome one time, it was pretty rad.

by _rentalgirl_ September 8, 2004

Welcat

The Welcat is a virtually unbeatable hand in poker, consisting of a SIX of any suit, as well as a DEUCE of any suit. It could be offsuit or suited. Offsuit Welcats hold up about 80% of the time. However, a suited Welcat will hold its way all the way through the River 100% of the time, against all other Poker hands, including the second best starting hand in Poker; Aces.

I can't believe my aces got cracked by a Welcat

by GMF21 August 23, 2016

Welcomess

Welcomess is the leader of BSQ on the minecraft server MineSuperior he is known for having the circumference of his neck be too long that no single person could ever grasp it both mentally and physically.

"Damn Welcomess raided Prohibited for 48 Hours? No lifer lmao"

by SmurfVillage420 May 5, 2020