Wetty

A lad/girl who spends all their time with their other half, rejecting mates to be loved up

Youre such a wetty for spending the last week with your missus

by qwerty523 October 22, 2011

Wetty Warmer

peeing in your wetsuit while out in the surf to provide warmth.

It was 10*C in the water, but the surf was great, so I did a wetty warmer and stayed out another 1/2 hour

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

werty

Like a male version of a douche bag, used for cleansing the area between the genitals, and the rectum.

After a long run, I had to use a werty to cool down.

by MisterSami September 29, 2005

wety

when you type random things

im so bored i could type wety

by Pawndragon May 29, 2017

wertyurp

slowly licking a frogs anus in order to obtain the "trippin balls" strategy. mainly used by african americans without a left leg.

the tribal shaman wertyurped in my sandwich follicle.

by cwnskrbt February 28, 2011

Wetty flap

A pussy that is wet all of the time

My girl is so horny. She’s got a wetty flap 24/7

by Wettyflap3000 January 4, 2019

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Impossible boredom levels. I actually have no idea how you found this.

"Your mom's such a wertyuiopkjhgfdsaqwertyuioplkjhgfdsa."

by Qwertyuiopoiuytreyqwertyuiop January 19, 2021