Weekly Friend

A friend where in which his/her personality is so conflictive to your own, that you can only stand to hang with or talk to once a week; someone you agreed to stay friends with after there was an issue between you two.

1. Me and James can't really hang out often. His sarcasm makes me want to kill him, but i guess I'm still his weekly friend...

2. After me and my Ex broke up we promised to be friends. Despite the fact I hate that bitch, we stay weekly friends just to keep that promise..

by Caddy Chavez October 1, 2008

mere weeks

Any length of time between current and the next lan start date

<limited> i19 Attendance: 232 signed up, 48 paid, 552 places left - 9wks 1day 14hrs 42mins 4secs to go!
<F2_Switch> Mere WEEKS!

by rippsy January 7, 2004

Last weeks meatloaf

The sexual act of licking someones butthole after awhile of not showering and after a bowel movement. You can call it last weeks meatloaf especially if there are dingleberries involved!

Hey man, I just had Michelle's last weeks meatloaf! I swear I was drunk!

by Davelle Minace July 9, 2011

weekly world news

A newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. They are so "out-there," that no one even believes them. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.

You think the Weekly World News lies?Well Bat Boy is my cousin.

by B-Money May 5, 2004

Jack weeks

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.

Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts

Often condescending

"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."

"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks

by Nosnigum February 12, 2015

vampy weeks

the lame way of saying vampire weekend

lame kid: vampy weeks are playing tomorrow!!
chill bro: the fuck

by really lame kid April 17, 2013

Weekly Tormentcia

Thinking it's Friday when it's only Wednesday.

Damn, I must have Weekly Tormentcia, I keep thinking it's Friday and it's only Wednesday!

by Neral November 15, 2013