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Weeping Tom

A person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in sexual intercourse. During sexual relations, Weeping Toms are prone to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern vaginal dryness.
"I thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet blow job, he goes soft and starts bawling. It turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he's still not over it. Why do I always have to end up with the Weeping Toms?"
by Neil Freeman November 12, 2006
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de-weeding

The taking of ones ass virginity.

Derived from the term ( deflowering )
Louis: "Hey dude, did you get Stacy's beak last weekend?"

Stephen:"No dude....but i did talk her into a nice De-weeding"

Louis: " Well what's that?"

Stephen: "I took her buttginity"

Louis: " Oh,.....Tru"
by Cap'n Huuq July 28, 2010
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weeping jap

Used to describe pre and post-ejaculate leaking from the urethra, affectionately called the jap eye.

Resembles a Japanese man crying.
"oh shit, I've got a weeping jap!"
by numb_nuts July 1, 2005
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weeiner

Generally used to describe a person acting in a foolish manner. Also used as either a positive or negative remark insinuating love or distaste for the individual.

Depending on context to show affection or to show disrespect for someone.
Positive usage:
"Hello weeiner!"
"I missed ya you weeiner head"

Negative usage:
"He's a weeiner"
"That is is a goofy weeiner"
by cciibbaa December 30, 2008
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weeding

the act of smoking pot/weed/reefer/ganja/mary jane/marijuana/buddha etc.
"Oh, last night me and Fed were weeding. Dude, we got soo smacked!!!"
by Mina Lee May 2, 2005
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weeping willow

When a girl is sobbing while she blows you.
That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.
by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011
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weeping will-hoe

When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.
"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."
by gstringbabe219 April 3, 2014
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