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Secret Weapon

A sick track on vinyl that is purposefully produced in limited numbers so that it does not become mainstream -- or if it does become mainstream, it's part of a contiguous mix, not a single track so wannabe DJs can't spin it.

Usually the highlight of the rave, mix, etc. It's a track you want to rewind several times for.
"When that DJ dropped his secret weapon last night, the rave went fucking nuts!"

"I'm trying to find that amazing track the DJ played the other night." "No way, you won't find it man, that was a secret weapon."
by hoojchoons August 13, 2009
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD- weapons, such as ICBMs, that can wipe out huge numbers of people in one fell swoop, causing massive loss of life and huge amounts of collateral damage
In August 1945, the United States dropped the first atom bomb deployed in combat on Hiroshima, Japan, causing over 50k people to die and the destruction of a good portion of the city.
by Scott M. July 10, 2003
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weapon of mass eruption

Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson
Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"

That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!
by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010
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weaponized obtuseness

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.
By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.
by D_Cooper December 19, 2018
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WWAPD

What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.
Lil Ricky: Man my girl just left me for another girl. I don't know what to do man.

Timbo: WWAPD bro?

Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
by crazycyrax June 5, 2009
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Weapons of Mass Delusion

George Bush's (pick one)excuse for going to war to scoff up some oil, regardless of how many people have to die for it.
Soon to be former President G.W. Bush used the Bush trademark "Weapons of Mass Delusion" to rush into a war that the rest of the world was trying desparately to stop.
by Super Dave February 11, 2004
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