Limey for American Football.
Super Bowl? Does that have something to do with the Yanks and their game of Armoured Wank Ball? - Ulkesh, fark.com
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Masturbating after consuming about 1+ grams of coke. By the fifth hour, when you actually have an orgasm you are so dehydrated that it's more like gelatin pellets spitting onto your chest, instead of semen.
Masturbating after consuming about 1+ grams of coke. By the fifth hour, when you actually have an orgasm you are so dehydrated that it's more like gelatin pellets spitting onto your chest, instead of semen.
"At this point I was really just looking forward to my Coke Wank, and the fat bitch wouldn't leave my hotel" - Jim Jefferies
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I was so pissed off that I couldn't get a proper tit wank off that girl. She had such under developed tits..She tried but it was a blatant Rib wank....I left feeling unfulfilled
by Girthy_Z November 8, 2010
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Grant was telling a story about how 'funny' something was the other day. He laughed throughout and when he had finished speaking, he only heard his own laughter. Grant had done a joke wank.
by samgoosejones November 24, 2013
Get the Joke Wank mug.A spooky wank is performed in bed. Lying on their back, the participant presses their buttocks firmly against the mattress and breaks wind. Whilst doing this, they close their eyes and imagine the resulting warm gust is a particularly arousing spirit that wishes to pass straight through right their rear and gain access their groin area.
Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.
Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.
Blanche: Are you doing anything nice for Halloween?
Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.
Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.
Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.
Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.
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