A phrase popularized by the comedian Jim Jefferies,
Masturbating after consuming about 1+ grams of coke. By the fifth hour, when you actually have an orgasm you are so dehydrated that it's more like gelatin pellets spitting onto your chest, instead of semen.
"At this point I was really just looking forward to my Coke Wank, and the fat bitch
wouldn't leave my hotel" - Jim Jefferies