Wayland

Wayland is a town full of dick heads. Kids are ass holes, parents act like they're still in middle school, and live their dreams through their children. Anyone who likes Wayland needs to rethink all their life decisions and get serious help with a therapist. Let's just say everyone needs to get the stick that is wedged so, so, so far up there out of their ass.

Wayland is so awful, it makes anal seem fun.

by iwokeupinchodemode March 17, 2017

Waylon Jenny

Used to describe a grenade who is overly vocal during sex in places they can be overheard, particularly by housemates, family members, or random guests you hardly know.

My next door neighbor is having an affair. She's a real Waylon Jenny so they better be careful!

by Captain Amaziiing July 6, 2011

waylon

Waylon is tall, dark hair, brown eyes, with a pale complexion. His jaw line could cut you and his body is unbelievable. He is a sporty guy that plays baseball. He is also probably one of the funniest people you could ever meet. He acts like he is all tough on the outside, but when you get to know him you will realize how kind and genuine he really is. He cares about people more than you could ever imagine and will always be there for you. Honestly he is so unbelievable it’s kinda hard just to describe him in one paragraph but if you ever get the chance to meet a waylon just know you’re the luckiest person alive!

wow he’s such an amazing guy must be a waylon

by yourlover December 9, 2018

Waylon

A heroin addict.

You better watch out or Waylon will come and get you

by 12345abcdef April 22, 2019

Waylon Waller

That white boi that’s finna steal yo bitch

Waylon Waller could steal all hoes

by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019

waylon your palan

Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.

Stop waylon your palan all the time!

by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007

Wayland

Medium/ small town a bit west of Boston kinda boring but the people who live there are pretty cool especially compared to the assholes who live in Weston and Sudbury. Wayland is divided into two parts the rich people live in the Old Sudbury part of town in the north and the poor people live in the Cochituate part on the south side near Natick.

Sudbury Kid: I can't believe I didn't get an Audi for my 16th birthday
Weston Kid: You think thats bad my parents reduced my allowance to $10,000 a week
Wayland Kid: You guys are fucking stupid

by antipopculture March 27, 2011