Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.

Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.

by J. Malik April 29, 2006

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008

wahines

word meaning "women" in the hawaiian language.

Let's go to the beach and look for Wahines! mountain vacation 2003

by awww crikey August 8, 2003

wakinyan

Wakinyan - Lakota for Thunder (close enough), is all illuminating. She is beauty - soul/spirit and simply her being. She is a little girl and a woman, playful, childlike and deeply insightful, empathic, empathetic, compassionate and most of all she is MEDICINE!! She is humorous to an extreme to a point of tummy ache and smile pains when near her. She is a friend to all as she is not judgmental. She is a dreamer and not in a conventional context. She is truth and life. She is the best kind of friend even if you have only met her once!! You will never forget her - NEVER!! She is love and so much more! You'll see for yourself!! (If you are among the lucky - blessed to meet her)

Wakinyan has once again uplifted my heart and is confirmation of the existence of altruistic people.

by Charlie kizz November 4, 2015

Wahine

1. a woman of polynesian, esp. hawaiian descent.
2. a woman who surfs

gidget was a wahine

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Tidal Waving

To tidal wave someone is to take their garbage can and dump all the trash in it on their yard and then proceed to fill the garbage can up with water, then lean it up against their front door, ring the doorbell, and hide nearby to watch the tidal wave crash into the house when they answer the door.

"Lets go tidal waving again. We owned those people yesterday, their carpet is ruined.. and its going to smell awful mixed with the trash shrapnel."

by Billary Clinton March 20, 2009

wakinstak

a pile of porno

oh shit my mom found my wakinstak

by jakamo floggers February 17, 2010