house warming

Often confused with your gas company's winter policy, a true house warming involves a bunch of lunatics turning up and destroying your home. All in the name of celebrating the fact you moved from one street to another. Think of it as A to B to partE. There will no doubt be plenty of that too.

Any roads named Heath tend to have the best ones. Because fucking legends live there.

Damn, we warmed that house so good, even Nelly couldn't handle it.
That Heath Road house warming was the best night of my life

by heathroadraves October 1, 2014

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.

Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

ky warming

a variation on the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet; ky warming feels warm to the touch as soon as you spread it on human skin

my favourite intimate lubricant is ky warming; it turns warm on contact, and I can just "glide til I cried"

by Jake January 20, 2004

chin warming

when perfoming oral sex on a female, at the point of an orgasm she passes gas upon your chin. thus producing a warm sensation upon ones chin.

"oh that fuckin Becky, you'll never guess what she did to me last night. she gave me a right chin warming. innit."

by rf508 June 14, 2007

Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010

Loabal Warming

A phrase giving a name to when your ears feel really hot when you get embarresed. Phrasing derrived from the phrase "Global Warming" Often experienced by clumsy or uncoordinated people.

"Dude, did you see Phil up there, when he dropped the trophy he was so embaresed."
"Yeah i know, serious loabal warming!"

by ieatlolsfortea April 23, 2009