Goofy Granny Wagon

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.

Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!

by Lumpbag August 16, 2009

Wangarang

Noun: A man who bones a girl, breaks up with her sometime later, and eventually goes back to her. Pun on wang and boomerang.

Hey, Randy and Mandy are back together again!
Yeah, dude. He's such a wangarang.

by BlaxMyth December 4, 2009

Golf wang

Tyler, The Creators clothing line which is a switch up on the word wolf gang.

Guy 1: Dude your golf shirt is fire asf
Guy 2: Thanks dude ofwgkta golf wang for life!

by Floggnaw1303 December 6, 2016

yi wang

she is the most beautiful girl you will meet, the kindest, funniest, smartest. she is everything. she loves unconditionally and she will never let you down, yi is the type of girl to send you endless reassurance messages when you’re worried, she is just amazing. you’ll love her instantly. she will wipe the tears off your face and always make sure you’re okay. <3

anyone: wow that girl is so pretty and so kind!
me: that’s yi wang!

by aliceurbestie November 7, 2020

Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCampz November 9, 2009

Wang Pants

Shorts or pants that show the outline of ur "wang" or penis.

Hahaha Fred is wearing Wang Pants

by Bowman March 30, 2003

wangosaurus rex

complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.

"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"

"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."

"wangosaurus rex!"

by stu in the zoo April 12, 2007