wankademic

A name used to identify a member of the academic community whose sole existence is driven not by enlightening humanity, but instead by making themselves look better through the crafting of convenient theories and nice-sounding models. In other words, academic masturbation.

"You read that article by Dervin? Yeah, she's a real wankademic."

by gaberdine January 31, 2005

Wanderism

A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.

Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.

I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.

You were self defense"

by joepizza September 5, 2010

wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

Wanabe Drunks

a group of people with great power

woman: is this area safe?
man: no, it's owned by the Wanabe Drunks! RUN!
woman: no, i want to sexualize them.
man: Karen, no!
woman: sorry, but no woman can resist a Wanabe.

by NathanPlus1 September 5, 2019

Wandel

A trusted guy by a lot of people
Likes to get girls everytime
professional in everything he does and never goes back on his words

He is amazing he must be called Wandel

by That one 420 November 7, 2019

Wandelloth

A Wandelloth is a cross-bred cold-climate species of Wandella created with genetic engineering between a Woolly Mammoth and a Wandella Equipped with wands for fingers and covered with a very thick covering of hair.
Hence, a large, tusk equipped, thickly covered hairy man who stands around, who works at the airport.

"Dad, it's freezing outside. All those rampers are working so hard to turn that plane. Wait! what is that hairy sack of meat standing around watching everyone else work"?

"Son, Its a Wandelloth".

by alboz July 20, 2009

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.

No Example for a Wandering Monster

by Woñs March 16, 2012