Something that is stupid and hilarious at the same time; something whose funniness actually stems from its very stupidity.
by Kleenexwoman November 18, 2003
The act act of fat girl deepthroating a guy while laying down because she is too fat to kneel. Generally, the same sounds are made with the animal and the act.
by theTwitchyPolak January 23, 2010
A form of road head in which a female is performing oral sex while a male subject is driving a vehicle receiving. The driver then proceeds to a known area with a pot hole and proceeds to finish/cum in the girls mouth exactly the moment he hits the pot hole. This in turn shoots up and out the females nose, as you would when milk comes out your nose, creating two white streams of semen dripping from the nasal cavities, in turn creating the illusion of two ivory tusks protruding from the face, hence; "The Walrus". This requires great planning and timing.
by dtaylor1000 April 19, 2011
When two men stick their penises in either side of the girl's mouth (or third guy) and it looks like he/she has walrus tusks.
by Chupacabra97 April 24, 2011
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
The walrus is a man of infinite knowledge. He has many friends and helps people with any problems with questions. He will do anything for anybody. He is an awesome person, a true champion of men.
by yoyoyotokyo September 01, 2011
Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.
After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.
by giraffe-o October 12, 2012