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the Walrus

Something that is stupid and hilarious at the same time; something whose funniness actually stems from its very stupidity.
The movie "Kung Pow Enter The Fist" is the walrus.
by Kleenexwoman November 18, 2003
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walrus

The act act of fat girl deepthroating a guy while laying down because she is too fat to kneel. Generally, the same sounds are made with the animal and the act.
"Did you hook up with that fat chick that night?"
"Yeah, her fat ass gave me a walrus."
see penguin
by theTwitchyPolak January 23, 2010
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The Walrus

A form of road head in which a female is performing oral sex while a male subject is driving a vehicle receiving. The driver then proceeds to a known area with a pot hole and proceeds to finish/cum in the girls mouth exactly the moment he hits the pot hole. This in turn shoots up and out the females nose, as you would when milk comes out your nose, creating two white streams of semen dripping from the nasal cavities, in turn creating the illusion of two ivory tusks protruding from the face, hence; "The Walrus". This requires great planning and timing.
Oh man, I was totally gettin' road head last night and I hit a pot hole, gave her the walrus...
by dtaylor1000 May 9, 2011
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The Walrus

When two men stick their penises in either side of the girl's mouth (or third guy) and it looks like he/she has walrus tusks.
The three guys performed The Walrus for the camera.
by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011
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walrus

A cone that has been successfully stuck into a roof.

See also coning
I walrused the roof at Super A's cereal aisle.
You've been walrused!
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
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The walrus

The walrus is a man of infinite knowledge. He has many friends and helps people with any problems with questions. He will do anything for anybody. He is an awesome person, a true champion of men.
by yoyoyotokyo September 3, 2011
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walrus' walnuts

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.
After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.
by giraffe-o October 12, 2012
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