Proxy Wallpost

An insincere and self-promoting post on another's Facebook wall intended for a public audience, in spite of the wall's one-on-one nature.

This is usually done to advertise traits which when put in the direct form of a status update would make the poster's motives far too transparent.

KATE: Why did Christina post "you're the best. LOVE LOVE LOVE." on my facebook wall? She hasn't talked to me in five months and it's not my birthday.

MARK: She probably wants everyone to think she's the type of girl who is tight with her friends, and people would call her on it if it were a status update.

KATE: A proxy wallpost? Seriously?

by PaleBlueYacht March 7, 2011

wallop

To give someone or something a good hard (whack)

She was bent over Arthur's knee like the bad girl she was...and he gave her a good walloping

by Biggietall January 25, 2015

drunk on halloween by wallows

drunk on halloween by wallows is a song braeden wrote because he's cornudo BUT also because he said "we have to give Mila a song", so drunk on halloween is FOR mila you know? written FOR mila and ONLY MILA

That's Mila's song! Must be Drunk on halloween by wallows

by milatearss November 1, 2020

Walloper

Sydney Australia slang for a police officer. Based upon the belief that police are inherently violent, and therefore if they speak to you then you are likely to be walloped (beaten, assaulted).

I saw the wallopers patrolling past my house but they didn't stop, so someone else must be in line for a beating tonight.

by House Martin February 18, 2013

wallop

When a female gets water in her vagina by taking a shower and masturbating, shoving it down herself, etc and after that quifs and the water shoots out.

"Oh shit, i just walloped all over the carpet"

"Ah, you walloped on me!"

by jammnz May 1, 2006

chinbar-walloped

Originated from the suburbs of one town called Lurgan, Co. Armagh (see buckfast) this term is used in the unfortunate event of someone being completly blocked out of their minds.

You were chinbar-walloped last nite, you wanker!

by DMC December 20, 2004

Wallop

pseudo-violently high-powered action performed abruptly.

1 The Gremlin swung the Blue Whale into the Cast-Iron Bozo's face with such a wallop that CSB's bright crimson nose popped out from the back of CSB's noggin and plopped to the pavement.

2 Using the strength of just one hairy bicep, the Gremlin walloped the Record-Breaking Pumpkin, batting it onto its endoatmospheric trajectory across the province.

by hahh? November 17, 2003