Wadding

The act of inserting larger and larger objects into the urethra of the penis to stretch it out. Usually performed until another penis can be inserted into it.

I've been wadding myself so much I can't stop peeing. But I can fit two dicks in there now.

by phadrox February 24, 2010

wanging spats

Massive saggy Breasts

Oih, you have wanging spats me love

by AndyRich February 25, 2005

waddington

a long version of the word dickwad, but much, much better.

"That Foalmate, he's a right waddington"

by Billie123 June 27, 2008

Wanging Out

Wanging Out or to Wang Out has to two definitions:

1. To play Guitar Hero

2. While playing Guitar Hero you use the Whammy Bar on streaks

"Come on mate, lets Wang Out"
" Are we gonna do some Wanging Out soon?"
" Oh yea! You Wang that shit!

by The Wang(k)er March 12, 2009

wagging satan's tail

Masturbating

I know I shouldn't but I was wagging satan's tail to porn last night.

by Mister Goode November 14, 2011

wanging

good, hot as in describing objects or situations.

that shit is wanging

by Chuck A. January 27, 2007

wading pool

Noun:

1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.

2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)

She didn't want any guppies, so she kept him confined to the wading pool until it was time to put his swim cap on.

or

She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.

by alliedfarces November 2, 2011