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Women wear jeweled dicks. Often done by lesbian hoes to get each other off. The jewel is said to bring magical qualities to the experience.
Susie: Hey Mollie, put on that jeweled dick and ram me good and hard!

Mollie: Okay hun, here goes!

Susie: Ohhhhhh...... (orgasmic pleasure abounds)
by jam masta July 8, 2004
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WWJD

"WWJD? What Would Jesus Do?"

"No! We Want Jelly Donuts!"
by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009
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WWJD

an abreviation for the often pondered question 'What would jeppeto do?'.
I didn't know how to start my paper so i thought 'WWJD?' and you know what? i ended up getting an 'A'!
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A: I often times wonder if my life was one that jeppeto would lead.
B: Dude, me too, i'm always thinking wwjd?
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by xSTFUxmeowxrawrx March 18, 2008
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The Secretary of Homeland Security gave the president a nicely engraved diamond WWJD bracelet as a subtle way or reminding him of the current situation on the border, and how the private prisons were able to charge more per day than he does for a 750 dollar suite at his Washington DC hotel.
by mlhiss June 26, 2019
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For use when yo get tired of people saying "What Would Jesus Do?" and when they say WWJD, you say....
Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?
"Hey don't throw that away, come on, WWJD?"
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD
by Angelwillis November 11, 2010
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WWMCD?

What Would Motley Crue Do?

Used mostly when at party or a bar to get someone to take the next shot or chug another beer. Sometimes used to get a person to do something they might not do on a regular basis.

A lifestyle based on the lifestyle that the band Motley Crue use to live. Started by Mandy
Mandy: Come on you know you want another shot.
Me: I donno I think I might of had enough.
Mandy: Come on WWMCD?
Me: Ok "takes shot"
by IxE January 8, 2009
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WWMD

Stands for "What Would Michelle Do"

When in doubt people should ask themselves what Michelle Phelps the worlds fastest female swimmer would do. She is very insightful and makes very good decisions.
"WWMD"

"Swim 5000 yards'
by MichellePhelps December 13, 2009
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