wifi squatter

A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.

1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.

2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.

by Jessica D. November 10, 2008

William B. Travis high school

Fucking cancer. Pray you never get sent there. With such a bad rabbit effect, few white people, (with the ones that are there being racist) and a useless ass teaching staff, honestly one of the shittiest schools, with one of the highest suicide rates.

Boy 1: "You went to William B. Travis high school? Jesus Christ you dropped out didn't you."
Boy 2: "Too many blacks. Sister committed suicide. Couldn't handle the rabbit effect as most of the women there are straight up whores. Fuck that school man."

by Fuck you dick face March 10, 2017

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle)

Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".

Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.

by captain Jack Sparrow 13 April 18, 2019

optimum wifi

THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS

random: Yo wanna play somethin
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there

by ThisIsNotNox October 16, 2020

Wifi

The reason you love McDonalds.

Guy 1: Dude, where are you at?

Guy 2: at McDonalds, gotta love free wifi

by ABeatifulWizard September 30, 2015

William Duvall

The current lead singer of the rock band, Alice in Chains. William was the first choice of a replacement for Layne Staley

after his death in 2002 and went on to release Black Gives Way to Blue album in 2009 with Alice in Chains. Even though it is true that Alice in Chains will never be the same without Layne, but judging by his work on Black Gives Way to Blue, he's keeping the good name of Alice in Chains alive.

William Duvall doesn't deserve the crap he gets from Alice in Chains "fans."

by Escoria April 30, 2010

wifin'

To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.

Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.

by the AWPerator August 28, 2012