whoopie stick

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."

by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

whoop-de-fucking-doo

a sarcastic reply to someone who won't quit boasting.

Mike: I just climbed Mt. Everest in 5 hours with no climbing gear!
Donovan: well whoop-de-fucking-doo

by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005

Whoopie Bags

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.

Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.

by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009

whoople

1)noun: another name for a dog; should only be used when talking about dogs bigger than niarkars.

2)adj.: to be lazy and a knucklehead.

Mr.Crod: "'If you can't run with the big whooples, then stay on the porch!'"

Joe: "'I don't think I'm going to do calculus next year.'

Amy: 'Why, you too whoople?'"

by JooYoo October 7, 2007

r/whoosh

It means you didnt get the joke, or you corrected a person who purposely wrote/said the phrase that way. You can add more "o"s when the person totally misunderstood or corrected the joke that shouldn't have been corrected, and that will be "r/whooosh" or "r/whooooosh" etc.

A: - I can see you're not the best student
B: - Is you blind?
C: -*ARE you blind dumbass

B: - r/whoosh

by Jimin is a cutie fight me February 7, 2019

can of whoop-ass

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.

by Blackmac November 24, 2003