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Your mom flushed your stash? that's whack!
by baccarati May 14, 2002
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chili whack

verb. To strike or slap someone in the face with your penis.
The porn star was so notorious for slapping girls in the face with his erect penis that the chili whack soon became his signature move.
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Talking Whack

Two or more individuals engaged in robust and active dialogue about something or things that intentionally make absolutely no sense. In most cases, involves men under the age of 30 or women of any age after two or more glasses of wine.
Jim and Bob spent the entire dinner amusing themselves by talking whack which initially confused and ultimately annoyed their dates.
by Sandman61 July 14, 2010
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whack your pud

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.
"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha
by CherryBom April 28, 2010
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Whack

the sound that a whip makes.
~:***Whack!!!***:~
"Get back to work!"

mush mush *Whack* mush *Whack*
by WordRepoMan April 5, 2013
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Whack-A-Bob Wonkins

A somewhat popular game played in 17th century Europe and the Colonial U.S., Usu. a party game. Named for famed historical icon Robert Wonkins, he is often referred to as "The Great Robert Wonkins." Players gather in a circle, whereupon one of the players is elected the "Charlie." The newly-elected "Charlie" takes a small billyclub or "Whack-a-Bob" and circles the group for 10 seconds, gives a hearty "Hey Lolly Lolly!" and bashes the nearest player square in the teeth. If said bashee remains conscious, he or she becomes the new "Charlie." The game is played until there is only one person left standing, at which time you can rifle through your opponents pockets at will.
Thad and I just finished a most delightful round of Whack-A-Bob Wonkins. I am now ninepence richer for it!
by Solid J MacAwesomepants January 13, 2005
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whack

1. adjective; appalling in nature, unconventional.

2. verb; to strike one with the hand or fist.

3. verb; to assassinate.
1. yo, that's whack.

2. if your mother heard that she'd whack you upside the head.

3. you want we should whack a dog?
by bud newman. February 28, 2003
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