WETTY

Basically another way of saying “nice one”

Leonard: “Yo gavin I just shagged my Nan”
Gavin: “Oh WETTY”

by DenchDefinitions September 29, 2020

Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

by Big RM October 5, 2018

Wetty

Someone who forever makes a ridiculous excuse for not taking part in a social event.

Commonly used by people called David.

Why wont you come to Viper? Don't be a wetty!

by Theunassumingkiwi July 8, 2016

Wetty

Someone who is extremely wet

Alex is such a wetty

by Alextaylor23 June 2, 2018

The Derris and Wetty

When you are having intercourse with a female with a very hairy pussy, while having a massive bush. Some point during the intercourse, the male will pull out and pee on the females hair and vice versa. When about to climax the male will pull out again and cum in the females bush.

So i met this chick the other day with a massive bush! So of course i did the derris and wetty to her.

by C.Mints October 14, 2016

Wettieness

Wettieness is an abstract noun

It is when wet people just get too over the top and act very strange.

“That person has a lot of wettieness”
“You are just wettieness; plain wettieness”

by Dis kid mann April 21, 2018

Wetty

An absolute nonce

What a wetty

by Dark_princxss May 14, 2019