The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.
by Mattyhoo December 21, 2006
by MadtownRach June 17, 2011
Girl 1 "Oh my gosh that's him! That's Marsha's side weiner."
Girl 2 "oh wow! He's hot! I could use a hot side weiner myself."
Girl 2 "oh wow! He's hot! I could use a hot side weiner myself."
by Ajeness November 25, 2016
When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009
Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.
Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.
by Brandon Gorman January 22, 2007
A democratic Congressman who recently resigned. Whatever you do, NEVER FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER OR ELSE...
Recently, I followed Anthony Weiner on Twitter and he sent me a picture of his junk. Now I am scarred for life.
by Mike_Litoris June 24, 2011
When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.
by zhoenixx November 28, 2017