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trouser weiner

The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.
I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.
by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006
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Anthony Weinered

To be the target of an unsolicited picture of someone's genitalia via text message.
OMG I gave that guy at the club my number and he Anthony Weinered me! Ew!
by MadtownRach June 16, 2011
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side weiner

The other man

A guy that a woman cheats on her boyfriend or husband with.
Girl 1 "Oh my gosh that's him! That's Marsha's side weiner."

Girl 2 "oh wow! He's hot! I could use a hot side weiner myself."
by Ajeness November 25, 2016
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Weiner Cousins

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.
by Bloodbath 87 April 22, 2009
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weiner coozie

Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.
Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.
by Brandon Gorman January 24, 2007
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Anthony Weiner

A democratic Congressman who recently resigned. Whatever you do, NEVER FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER OR ELSE...
Recently, I followed Anthony Weiner on Twitter and he sent me a picture of his junk. Now I am scarred for life.
by Mike_Litoris June 27, 2011
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Decent Weinering

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.
"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".
by zhoenixx November 27, 2017
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