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wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.
When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.
by billthecat July 30, 2009
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Bruton snuff wafer

Act of placing ones testicles inside the lower lip of a consenting or non-consenting individual. The testicles may become flattened not unlike a wafer when forced into the lower lip.
I was bored, she was passed out so i gave her the Bruton snuff wafer
by Richi J October 13, 2008
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Pink Wafer Style

To go Pink Wafer Style on somebody is to pound them to the floor so fast like a light weight boxer. Hence the pink wafer buscuit is very lightweight.
If I see him again, I'm gonna go pink wafer style on his arse!
by RevHor July 7, 2009
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YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

When someone(s) eat your Vanilla Wafers, and your reaction is....YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS
Dad: WERE MY VANILLA WAFERS AT?!
Me: Uh....I ate them.....
Dad: YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS!!!1
(Roid Rage fit by dad)
by Tyler2010 March 12, 2008
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wafer fab

wafer fab (adjective)

1. The kind of fabulousness exhibited only by the dangerously skinny

2. The quality of having been fabricated like an exemplary wafer

see also: heroin chic
"All the contestants in this season of America's Next Top Model are wafer fab!"
by Lauren K-chicken-wing April 8, 2008
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nilla wafer

What people eat when they run out of cookies.
Damnit, we’re out of cookies. All we have is an 8-year old box of Nilla Wafers in the back of the pantry.
by Jfman August 9, 2018
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Forbidden wafer

A creative synonym for the highly toxic material, asbestos, typically found in post ww2 buildings, e.g, popcorn ceilings pre 1977
Don’t eat the forbidden wafer, it will give you malignant mesothelioma.
by Nesscliffe June 24, 2019
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