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Sal Vulcano

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.
(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"
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Velva

An exceptionally velvety feeling female vulva and vagina.
Dana has an incredible velva. It's like fucking a velvet glove braaaaahhhhh.
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Vulvasaur

The Legendary Pokémon of Pokémon Pussy Version from Generation 69. It is a Vagina Type and is 2x weak to the Penis Type Legendary, Cockizard, from the opposite game, Pokémon Dick Version.
Guy 1: Hey, you're playing Pussy Version. Have you caught Vulvasaur yet?

Guy 2: Yeah!
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Vulpa

Acronym for "VUlva Labia Pussy Area" to describe the general outside section of a woman's genitalia. Technically more accurate than saying vagina in some cases because apparently that's on the inside?
"I've had your entire vulpa in my mouth, I suppose we can share a toothbrush"

"The vagina is on the inside! You eat the vulpa, you penetrate the vagina. You don't eat the vagina."
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Sal Vulcano

A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.
Sal Vulcano is easily frightened by things.
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Short-fingered Vulgarian

ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.
That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.
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Era Vulgaris

Quite possibly the most diverse CD from the geniuses that created "songs for the deaf" and is the best CD released in 2007
Era Vulgaris is the shit and you don't have to be high to enjoy it!
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