Spicy Volcano

The act of when a sexual partner inserts hot sauce into the eye of the penis and proceeds to perform a hand job with a deep heat lubricant until the recivee ejaculates a red lava like orgasim

Simon: Bob, why are you in hospital?
Bob: the Mrs gave me the ol' Spicy Volcano last night.

by Punkydooster October 12, 2016

The Braille volcano

when a woman with a prolapsed anus explosively shits diarrhea on a blind man's face.

Did you hear about Ricky? Some chick gave him the Braille volcano.

by 82ndABN March 18, 2009

shit bubble volcano

The act of packing an anus with baking soda then topping off with vinegar to create a shitty, bubbly anal volcano. (Mentos and diet coke can be substituted but with somewhat less spectacular results)

I heard Mark and Brian tried a shit bubble volcano last night, I feel bad for those casino cleaners.

by BrainGear October 6, 2017

Crank 2: High Voltage

A movie that is nothing at all like Twilight.

Crank 2: High Voltage is not like Twilight.

by I don't even April 22, 2009

The Volcano

A move performed during masturbation that involves the man jacking off and right before ejaculating the man ties a string right below the head of his penis and tying it so tight that it cuts of circulation blocking the ejaculation process. Then after 30 seconds while the cum is building up in the lower part of the man's penis, the man unties the string and his cum blasts out.

If preformed correctly the man's cum will look red like lava as a result of blood mixing with the sperm.

Man I just did The Volcano to myself last night and now i feel messed up.

by jobo1234 February 22, 2011

Volcano Dick

When one cums uncontrollably like a volcano.

Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"

Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"

by ThePonyLover92 July 2, 2017

Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain

Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!

by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008